By Amanda Cubine
It’s that magical time of year again, and if you’re anything like me, you haven’t even thought about what to buy for your loved ones yet. This year, us procrastinators need to step up our game. I even made the first step easy for you, with an assortment of gifts ranging from “you’re pretty chill,” to “I would probably die for you” in cost. If you have some ganja-lovers in your family or friend group, there’s something for them here. The wonderful thing about stoners is that they’re not just easy to shop for, they’re fun to shop for! Don’t put it off until the last minute and find yourself frantically scouring the isles of super-marts. Try one of these awesome gift ideas and you’re guaranteed to put smiles on faces.
Arizona Stash Can - $11.49
We’ve all got that friend who always brings the smoke, whatever the occasion. This weighted stash can is the perfect tool to erase those heart-pounding moments of getting caught from your mind! With the opening concealed just under the metal rim and a label with all the trimmings, this can is just what you need to hide your goods in plain sight.
Glow-Up Hybrid Spoon Pipe - $12.99
This spoon pipe is the best of both worlds, with a glass interior coated in a layer of protective glow-in-the-dark silicone. Not only is this pipe super-durable, it also comes apart at the bowl, making it all too easy to pack up and take anywhere. It’s the safety of silicone with the quality of glass - a match made in Ganja Heaven.
The Original Smokebuddy Personal Air Filter - $17.99
If you’re living it up in your place with care-free clouds of dank in every room, you’re one of the lucky ones. From landlords to disapproving family, there are countless reasons why you might need to take caution with that stinkin’ loud you’re smoking. Give the gift of peace of mind, with this incredible filter that squashes odor at the source.
Blue Rasta Gandalf - $19.99
Be fly, you fools! It’s the hand pipe that would make Gandalf the Grey, hell, even Gandalf the White proud! This impressive piece is over a foot long, which not only makes it super easy to keep an eye on your bowl, but also makes you feel powerful and mysterious smoking from it. Whether you’re a LOTR fan or you just appreciate an unusual pipe, this piece is destined to bring joy and wonder to the recipient.
10mm Nectar Collector Kit by Illuminati Glass - $19.99
Every serious smoker needs some trusty travel equipment. Save your friends from an awkward, messy dab experience with this high-quality kit by Illuminati Glass. With a glass dish, keck clip, and both a titanium and a glass tip included, you don’t have to worry about purchasing any add-ons to complete this set. Nectar collectors are the most efficient way to consume dabs on-the-go, so treat your favorite stoner to a brand-new sidekick.
The Herbal Grail Combo Grinder - $39.99
This one goes out to the dedicated joint and blunt-smokers of the world. This large grinder has a three chamber design, with a small ashtray built into the magnetic cap and a super-convenient slot to store rolling papers. Aside from being incredibly handy for joint-smokers, the great thing about this piece is how unique it is - how many of these have you seen in the smoking circle? That’s what I thought. It’s the gift of style!
Glycerin Shimmer Spoon Pipe by Cheech Glass - $39.99
For some people, glitter is more of a lifestyle than just an interest. This spoon pipe by Cheech glass is filled with glycerin that swirls around marvelously when shaken, and provides smooth, frosty hits when frozen. Show your person how much they mean to you by getting them a gift that says, “you deserve more than the average pipe!”
The Reaper’s Silicone Beaker Bong - $39.99
This one goes out to the people who might be bad to the bone, but lacking in hand-eye coordination. Silicone is made to roll with the punches, with the rubbery texture making it almost impossible to break. This water pipe keeps it cool with a glow-in-the-dark design and classic beaker shape. Another great thing about silicone? It’s budget friendly. Treat your favorite person without hurting your pocket!
High Life Water Pipe by Cali Cloudx - $54.99
Cali Cloudx is one of our newest brands of water pipes, and they’re coming in with a bang. The High Life Water Pipe is classy and flashy, with a matrix perc in the chamber and vibrant colored accents. The attractive gold logos aren’t hard on the eyes either. This is a great gift for your stylish friends, and it works even better than it looks!
Spinning Snowman Water Pipe - $69.99
Winter is a beautiful time of year and the favorite season of many people, but we all know that one person who loves Winter. I mean, LOVES Winter. If your bff lives for Christmas, this is the gift that keeps the good spirit going all year round. Aside from bringing awesome year-round Christmas vibes, this bong brings endless entertainment, with a snowman in the center that spins around when you handle the piece. Now that says “Merry Christmas!”
The Champion Twin Joint Water Pipe - $69.99
You wanna get gift of the year? Cause this is how you get gift of the year. This unique piece has not one, but TWO bowl pieces that you can smoke simultaneously! (Given that you can light them both, I’m sure a bystander will be willing to help.) It's the piece you crack out at every party and event you can to flex on your friends. It’s got two different percs as well, so it’s just as functional as it is impressive.
Monster Clan Water Pipe - $79.99
The Monster Clan collection has some of the coolest pieces we have in stock, with each monster having different glow-in-the-dark features and a completely different face, along with some freaky-real looking eyes. This line is truly one-of-a-kind, with hand-painted accents and realistic teeth. You don’t want to settle for a plain piece, gift something they’ll never get tired of.
My Zodiac Sign Water Pipe by Cheech Glass - $129.99
Astrology peeps, this is your jam. Got a friend that can guess someone’s zodiac with scary accuracy? Reward their stellar smarts with a piece covered in Zodiac symbols. Made by Cheech Glass, this beaker bong has a thick beaker-base with a downstem for percolation, and comes in two different color options. It’s the gift with personality that comes from the heart.
The Gatekeeper Beaker by Illuminati Glass - $179.99
The renowned glass artists at Illuminati Glass have crafted an absolute masterpiece here. This bong stays true to the classic beaker style that never goes out of fashion, and takes it to another level; with gorgeous, iridescent tinted glass. There’s power in the name, and the Illuminati symbols are seamlessly blended into the design, with faint logos inside the base, on the neck, and on the bowl and downstem. It’s a piece fit for the gods; the gift that shows appreciation and love like no other.
Beyond Cloud 9 Klein Rig by Glas House - $199.99
If you’re looking to show the maddest love for your stoner friend, family or S.O., the absolute best piece for the job is Beyond Cloud 9. This dab rig combines elegance and purpose, with a jaw-dropping iridescent pearl finish and all the percolation you need. With a showerhead perc, natural swiss perc, and coveted klein recycler, this gift says “you mean the world to me” in no uncertain terms. Whatever they did to deserve it, it’s tough to beat the perfection of this magnificent piece by Glas House.